So, WordPress, am I right? I'm not sure why it took me so long to make one of these. I've always kind of been good at writing (at least according to my teachers), but it's only recently that I've really started to enjoy writing. When writing for The Comics Bolt, I started to gain more … Continue reading Hop on the Grill With Me
Spin On
For millions of years the moon's revolved around the earth,And for millions more the earth's revolved the sun.And even when pangaea broke apart,And the meteor killed the dinosaurs,The earth did its part.And even when we're all dead and gone,No matter how hard some may try,The earth will spin on.
Venom (2018) dir. Ruben Fleischer Is the Only Movie with Gay Characters
Note: This was written in 2018. Jesus this was two years ago already? Anyways, point is I wrote this not long after Venom came out. I still stand by like, all of this though, except the bit at the end where I say Marvel needs to keep making Spider-Man movies. This was a pre-Spider-Verse time … Continue reading Venom (2018) dir. Ruben Fleischer Is the Only Movie with Gay Characters
JUDGEMENT
Eight silhouettes, vaguely resembling the shapes of humans, hover before you. The Grand. The ones who gave birth to the galaxies, the solar systems, but not the planets. No, the planets were born from their bastard sons, the moons. They wished to create their own life. They failed, just like their parents before them, and … Continue reading JUDGEMENT
REJECTED vs asdfmovie
The coronavirus really has me writing about asdfmovie in 2020 huh. So I recently watched It's Such a Beautiful Day for the first time in years. After it concluded, I looked into Don Hertzfeldt's filmography and tracked down whatever I could watch...for free that is. Look, I'm saving up money for Animal Crossing okay? Anyways, … Continue reading REJECTED vs asdfmovie
A Joker Hypothesis
"My life isn't a tragedy: it's a comedy." I started thinking about this line a bit more recently after my friend Evan said we're not supposed to take Joker seriously. I brushed him off, telling him that Todd Phillips took the film painfully seriously in interviews. I stood my ground externally, but internally, a seed … Continue reading A Joker Hypothesis
Rex
cw- animal death I knew Rex was going to die soon. He was 14 years old and he was in pain. He wasn't a huge dog, but definitely big enough for his lifespan to be impressive. But he was in pain. All the time. In a way I was lucky; I went to school a … Continue reading Rex
‘Sonic the Hedgehog’ (the movie) Review
In recent film history, there's been a trend of taking iconic cartoon characters and putting them in the real world through CGI. It's never really resulted in good movies, aside from Bumblebee, although that's mainly because it pulled more from E.T. and The Iron Giant than The Smurfs or Alvin and the Chipmunks. When it … Continue reading ‘Sonic the Hedgehog’ (the movie) Review
Rise of Skywalker & Cats, but mostly Cats
December 2018 was a great time for me. Bumblebee and Into the Spider-Verse came out, catering to me specifically. I love both movies to death and have seen them a million times. The monkey's paw really curled this time folks. December 2019 was an evil, evil time for big movies. Both Star Wars and Cats … Continue reading Rise of Skywalker & Cats, but mostly Cats
BLACKSAND BLUES
Marley had been asleep for a long time. Long enough that he’d forgotten what it was like to be awake. All he knew now was the dream; one ongoing, infinite dream. In it, Marley walked on the clouds and looked down on the world. He watched as people were born, went to school, got married, … Continue reading BLACKSAND BLUES
Reunion
The ride home was silent, until it wasn’t. “Heh,” Milo said, "I guess you could say there was blood on the dance floor.” Angie wasn’t having it, and neither were the guava pastries from the high school reunion. “You think this is funny?” “I mean, a little bit—” “Well it’s not, Milo! It’s not fucking … Continue reading Reunion